Afterlife-2

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Afterlife

Title text: Why does St. Peter have to stand at that podium all day? Is he in Hell?

Votey

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Welcome to heaven, steve.

How in god's name is my sister up here?

What?

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Admittedly she did some early sinning, but she was born again in the love of her savior.

Bullshit! She banged half of las vegas! On a weekend! That's every sin but sloth and she did that on the trip home!

I spent my whole life being a boring goody-goody just to gain eternal life in the bosom of the lord and you're handing it out like it's fucking jelly beans!

The scales of justice in the afterlife balance, my son. Life is sorrow and tribulation but here there is everlasting love for all those who-

Not for me! No! I could've had everlasting love plus two decades of sodom, and now I'll know that for literal eternity!

In your face bitch!

That is not helpful samantha.

Kiss my ass, sis! Then tell me what I owe you!

You sack of shit! Say it to my face!

Your face can say it to my fist!

Lord. We really need a better system.

This was the funniest one I could think of

Caption: smbc-comics.com

Votey Transcript

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Just wait till these dipshits figure out there's no hell!

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