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Evolved

Title text: I've heard people do this on Duolingo and it'll be the hardest thing to explain to AGI when it tries to do anthropology.

Votey

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Why will you not contact my species? Why only abduct a few of us?

We wish to study you, but evolved species are too dangerous for diplomatic contact. Only species that have purposefully refashioned themselves are capable of reason and ethics.

How do you know we're evolved? Have you watched us for eons?

No, the standard test is to create educational apps for download. Only evolved species will spend time gaming them in order to rack up a high score while learning nothing.

Aha.

Now then, you get 7 hooray points for doing another probing

12 points or nothing.

You drive a hard bargain but all right.

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I was supposed to get a star sticker for the brain stuff you did.

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