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Longtermism
Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy the future is gonna be piiiiiiiisssssed.
Title text: Hopefully time travel isn't possible because boy the future is gonna be piiiiiiiisssssed.

Votey[edit]

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What do you think we owe people of the distant future?
Jack shit
Gee, hmm, good question. Let me think.. Oh!
Considered in evolutionary time, you and I are going to die about six seconds before immortality and sex holograms. Everyone in that future is insanely rich and satisfied.
Me setting aside something for them is like a starving war refugee putting aside an old pizza crust for the king of england. Stupid!
I'm gonna do whatever I want, as much as I can, all day long and if my behavior harms my descendents then that is a bonus!
I've never met a longtermist whose goal is to sabotage the longterm.
It's 99% of people, they just don't realize it.
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Votey Transcript[edit]

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Screw everyone, in particular, from the year 12023

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