Springtime-2

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Springtime

Title text: Finally an uplifting SMBC.

Votey

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When the final theory of physics was discovered, a troubling truth lay at its center.

The universe will expand until no life is possible then it'll crunch down like a cosmic trash compactor.

Aw, nuts.

Humanity was sad. Then angry. Then, at length, calculating

God designed the universe to destroy us so nobody would be around to stop him from destroying the cosmos.

He will not get away

With it.

We expanded out into the galaxy, eventually meeting all the other civilizations. The knowledge of our shared fate produced immediate cooperation.

Every intelligent species in the universe embarked on a single project.

Life cannot survive beyond this epoch. But we can create a vast capacitor that stores up energy as the collapsing universe becomes infinitely hot and dense.

We will not be alive to see the great spring operate.

But all life after the great sproinging shall be our children. And just as our cosmic parents did, they will arise from simple origins to repeat the cycle again.

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And written in the mechanism of our rebellion will be the one beautiful sentiment that united a billion life forms across an infinity of time: Suck on that, creator.

Dammit!

This universe won't stay shut! I hate it!

Caption: smbc comics.com

Votey Transcript

The creator being holding our universe.

I'm gonna find something alive in here, then flood its ass and ban butt-stuff!

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