Temple

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Temple

Title text: Let us rise and make similar noises!

Votey

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Welcome to generic temple!

Please choose from our selection of relieving mental states:

-All this is part of a plan

-All this is temporary and will be better later

-There is no "you" to begin with, so tribulations don't matter

Hold that choice in your head as we engage in a group activity such as singing and/or dancing. As a social animal, you will give into the relieving mental state out of a belief that others have done likewise.

The mental state will remain for about 6 days at which point you will have accumulated enough counter-evidence to automatically return to your default state of anxious terror.

On day 7, return to generic temple for renewed mental improvement. We will repeat this cycle forever until you are almost dead!

Then what?

Your choice

Of afterlife!

-Merge with everyone else, eliminating strife

-Perpetual happiness by assertion

-Oblivion, so you got away with all the bad stuff you did

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Votey Transcript

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