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This has been episode 429 of Zach Personally Antagonizes His Paying Customers
Title text: This has been episode 429 of Zach Personally Antagonizes His Paying Customers

Votey[edit]

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Dear the media, why do you only cover salacious opinions and passing fads? Why not things that matter?
Because you will demand more meaningful coverage right up until the moment we provide it, at which point you'll switch to a listicle about celebrity bowel movements.
The average consumer will watch
6 hours of the most idiotic, inflammatory, vacuous, gossip-oriented quasi-news they can find and then complain that respectable news sites they never reference have supposedly not covered something
The public yelling at news coverage is like a guy who hasn't bathed or combed his hair in 20 years yelling at the mirror for being too ugly.
In sum, fuck you.
Sincerely, the media.
Sorry, I lost focus for a sec there. Could you rewrite it as a headline?
You won't believe how retrospectively empty this man's life will be!
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Votey Transcript[edit]

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If I can just die while checking my feeds I won't experience tragedy.

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