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Title text: The good news is we can convert your head into food for the more productive head.

Votey

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Why did you abduct me?!

Humans are the only creatures in the universe who can tell jokes. We need you for the grand galactic celebration.

Jokes.

I'm great at jokes!

Oh. Ah. Right. No, you're rootstock.

One time a human was born in newfoundland and it was really funny. But its body wasn't resistant to zorblaxian diseases.

So, we make clones of its head and stick them on disease-resistant bodies. For hardiness.

Well. At least I'm contributing

Really it's your viscous mucus that deserves credit.

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Votey Transcript

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You are such a good mucus source / yes you are!

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