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Title text: My favorite finance headlines are the tautological ones, along the lines of 'Stock market down as stock market fails to go up or stay same.' |
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- I don't get it.It goes up for no reason, it goes down for no reason. The stock market doesn't make any goddamned sense.
- That's the efficient market hypothesis.
- If the stock market made any goddamned sense, you'd be able to exploit that sense
- It follows that early stock markets should've made sense, then gradually made less since over time until we reached the balls-out, bananas-in-your-ears, christ-jesus-but-whypcevel of confusion that we see
- And capitalize on it.
- Today.
- This is a 400 year project that culminates in an absolute zero of sensicality. It is beautiful and you should appreciate it.
- But what about these finance headlines that give reasons for things.
- The purest variety of performance art.
- smbc-comics.com
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- Finance is just looking for anything that makes sense, then destroying it first.
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