Titan

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titan

Title text: Or we could get more boring, fireless, pictures of Mars or whatever.

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Fact: Saturn's moon titan has a hydrocarbon-rich surface.

Fact: Beneath that surface there is water, either as liquid or slush.

hydrocarbons

ice

liquid water

Therefore: We should light titan on fire.

Step 1: Drop nuclear submarine beneath hydrocarbons, into water layer.

A mission proposal

Step 2: Spread out huge wire ring to electrolyze water, releasing oxygen.

Step 3: Dare elon musk to send a flamethrower

According to our analysis some guy on twitter called you a bad word for women's genitalia

All hands on deck!

Step 4: Accuse the opposition of being anti-progress.

Step 5: Briefly consider perspective of naysayers.

But why=

Did the wright brothers ask why fly the skies?

Man has always created fire without new things to burn down, we shall grow stagnant.

Yes/ yes, obviously!

Step 6: Marshmallows.

Who's laughing now?

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(also if we find life, free fish fry!)

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