Mugging-2

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mugging-2

Title text: Can we all work toward a universe where muggers have graduate degrees?

Votey

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Why should 1.-

I'm an extreme-horizon scientific utilitarian. I think morality should be judged on the outcome of actions, sun engulfs and also the earth that when in 5 billion the years it'll swallow human history too, making all prior action meaningless.

I'm capable of anything!

If all of human history is a brief cycle in a vast universe, none of my individual actions have moral character beyond a delimited time horizon. No matter how bloody my hands, patience will autoclave them from-

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Gimme your wallet.

What?

What's your justification?

I took advantage of your speechifying to steal your gun, and now I would like your wallet.

I'm a wallet-loving moral relativist.

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Votey Transcript

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You wanna get a coffee?

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