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Title text: Who jiggles the jiggler? |
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- -be solved by jiggling the cables.
- Occur perpetually each of them costs valuable time, often of highly skilled users.
- If we assume one problem per computer per day, and an average time-loss equivalent of ten dollars, then on the world's 2 billion computers, we find the cost of jiggling to be roughly the size of the entire economy of spain!
- The conclusion is simple: We take half of that money and use it to create a massive piledriver, which jiggles the entire planet every hour of every day forever.
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- The result? Massive savings, happier lives, gently-rocked babies sleeping through the night, and a general reduction in human vanity due to the hourly species-wide flesh-wobbuing.
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- It can also be used to kill morons!
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