Compress

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Title text: Based on a conversation I had on twitter but couldn't find again! If you're out there, person I talked with, ping me and I'll post it.

Votey

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We're going to take a perfect snapshot of your existence, register it in this crystal, then poom! Poison gas.

Why now?!

You got more compressible.

100 years ago it was all mom and pop shops and restaurants and inns and stuff. Now, most of your products and services, even your speech and beliefs, are standardized. The file for your culture compresses really well.

I'm gonna do things my own way! I'm going to own my independence/ it's an uphill battle, but this is where I make my stand!

See, every one of those phrases exists in our registry of commonly used human utterances. Having looked through your political and spiritual opinions, I think we can get you down to precisely 47 bits.

Maybe one more bit if you have an interesting death.

Will I.D

Nah.

Votey Transcript

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You and that person you hate on facebook are so similar that we can treat you as a single idiot.

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