Colossus

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colossus

Title text: Weinersmith was a pioneer in the field of body hair silhouettes.

Votey

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[Describe panel here]

That was lovely.

Lovely? That was goddamned amazing

I'm tired of not being treated like the sex colossus I am!

People act like casanova was the einstein of dongs, but he was doing sex in the epoch of the gold-brocade waistcoat that opened to reveal tight breeches/ while being italian! And single!

You know what that's called? That's called easy mode.

Let him try setting the mood at 8pm on a thursday in the suburbs with the body of a 2-hour commuter while nosey children claw at the door and your boss can reach you any time!

Boss

P12

That was godtier sex, wife!

You may literally, not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Can we go again, then

Baby it's 8:02 and I have work tomorrow.

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Votey Transcript

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[Describe panel here]

Apologies. I appear to have gotten quite a bit of body hair and spittle on you.

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