Decisions

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decisions

Title text: Thank you to everyone who read yesterday's hovertext and sent fake pro-Freud hatemail. You are all heroes.

Votey

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The self-driving car hurtles around a corner, suddenly realizing there is an old woman and a young man in its path.

It calculates the expected life satisfaction each has remaining.

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Activating its hard brake, it drifts sideways, absolutely nailing them both.

Using its vast data set, it had determined the old woman was a secret murderer and the young man was bound to be a future hitler.

How is google sure about all that?

It was good what I did. All is well.

It's sure. Don't worry about it.

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Votey Transcript

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It's not a trolley problem, it's a trolley opportunit!! P. /

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