Crisis

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crisis

Title text: We'll also be adding some imitation plants to various interior surfaces.

Votey

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Boss! I'm having a crisis!

Humans weren't meant to live like this! In gray-beige cubes, tapping away on plastic boards, making trivial adjustments to things we don't understand just to live! We were born on the savannahs of africa/

What?

By god, you're right. We shouldn't be here in the corporate world. We should be in small bands ruled by powerful men who offer food and trinkets in exchange for loyalty and service.

Actually wait.

Huh. Huh.

I guess this'd be a bad time to give you this attendance certificate and 10 dollar starbucks card.

I mean, I won't say no.

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Fyiit's a used starbucks gift card.

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