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I really would like to be a fly on the wall during a first date between evolutionary psychologists.
Title text: I really would like to be a fly on the wall during a first date between evolutionary psychologists.

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I know it's only our first date, and maybe this'll sound forward, but I want to express that if we were to mate I would be a powerful provider of food and a defeater of foes.
In the modern world, foes are few and calories are cheap.
Oh hell, who told girls about that?
Your mating approach really isn't suited to modern life. Have you considered offering debt forgiveness? Healthcare? Rent-controlled housing?
But I don't have scarce resources/ just regular ones!
Then good day to you, sir.
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Maybe if I'd brought her meat she would have been more interested
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