Void

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void

Title text: I like to think my sacrilege is so stupid that it shouldn't even qualify as offensive.

Votey

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Dear god, the trinity confuses me.

The father, son, and the holy ghost?

The what?

Oh no. Who told you about the holy ghost?

What?

So, the holy ghost is.

I thought you only knew about my legitimate son. That whole thing was 100% above-board.

Ugh. Look, the world was without form, and void. And that void was really inviting, okay?

One thing led to another and, long story short, by the time I saw what I had made, and that it was good, and that there was evening and morning, suddenly the void shows up with a baby.

I tried to beg off, but it was clearly mine: Half something half nothing

Bingo. I spent the whole seventh day resting after that.

A ghost.

This all makes sense, but somehow I'm not happy.

Anyway, he's a good kid. Doesn't run around appearing in toast. Mostly keeps to himself

Before you judge me, you should see what zeus got up to.

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Votey Transcript

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No, I haven't been a*void*ing you! I... oh man, is that a baby?

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