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Title text: Later, Amazon conquered Heaven and we got The Cloud.

Votey

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Now for the behind the scenes part of the google tour! You can see where the magic happens!

What was that?

See there's no such thing as artificial intelligence. Google conquered hell in the late 90s, and we use damned souls to run our algorithms

Our secret sauce!

Woe unto you ye souls depraved! Hope nevermore to look upon the heavens!

They hate that

This is a joke right:

What, you thought a bunch of silicon and metal could think" like we do-are you crazy?

Well, but-

And that we'd created human level intelligence whose primary job was to find you the best porn at high speed?

Christ, that's bleak.

Isn't it sad for the souls?

They're damned this is just a different form of torture

You better be good boys and girls out theeeere!

Now! Who wants to go to the cafeteria-

Are the cafeteria workers damned-

Only in 'this* life

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