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Title text: I call together this meeting of the Slightly Lumpy Oblate Spheroid Earth society, which *technically* isn't a meeting because I'm the only one here.

Votey

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Alternative non-spherical earth theories:

Theory

Pro

Con

Mobius earth

Explains how you can keep walking on the surface of earth but never end up inside.

Difficult to explain lack

Of giant ribbon-like earth overhead. Clouds suspected.

Half-flat earth

Compromise position pleases neither the 100% of

Good excuse for never traveling to other side of planet.

Scientists who believe earth is round, nor the 4 guys who disagree.

Bowl-shaped earth

Possible to take waterslide from alaska to australia.

Hard to explain why aliens have never poured

Cereal and milk over us.

Anaximander map earth

Geography lessons

American cheese impossible to obtain.

Europe

Much easier to memorize.

Lybia

Ast

Slightly lumpy oblate spheroid earth

Technically correct.

Society meetings rather boring.

Hollow earth

Living

Inside giant balloon universe is nice for

Frankly, seems a bit silly.

Children.

Non-existant earth

Can't be disproven by humans since it posits humans don't exist.

Violates the observation that when you look around at stuff you see stuff.

Caption: smbc-comics.com

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The truth: I

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