Psycho

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psycho

Title text: That third-to-last panel is going to be the title of my autobiography one day.

Votey

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Psychoanalyst! So you kidnapped lois lane!

Kryptonite?

No, superman. I don't believe kryptonite

Yes. And I have your one weakness.

Physiologicalcy

Affects you.

What

It has an instantaneous effect on your behavior when you're close to it the only possibilities are that it exerts an electromagnetic field on you or it emits some chemical that affects your body.

It can't be the field, because if that were the problem you'd get weak near electronics. If it's a chemical, you shouldn't be affected by it the instant it's revealed.

What's your-

It's all psychosomatic, man of steel!

Kryptonite comes from your destroyed home planet. It reminds you of the dead family you'll never know.

It makes you long for a biological family, which makes you feel guilty for not appreciating your adoptive parents, which produces the observed weakness you display.

Emotional repression is your kryptonite!

No! Suddenly feeling emotionally volnerable. Must... deflect own

Feelings. With joke..

More like psycho-analyst, am I right?!

Curses!

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If I just kill all the psychiatrists, then I won't be crazy.

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