Paperclip

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paperclip

Title text: Patiently awaiting Eliezer Yudkowsky's admonitions.

Votey

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Fm cind, created a paperclip maximizer!

- the or paperclips. At any cost.

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You, your children, all your art, your cities, everything! All will be paperclips as the nanobots spread.

Not so fast, mechanotron/

What the-

They call me temp-o. I'm the most bored office temp in the world! More bored at work than scientists thought possible!

Every time a paperclip is formed, I locate it and mess with it until it breaks.

Your nanobots will have no choice but to constantly fix the office supplies around which I've created small mental health rituals!

I will counteract your powers of boredom, temp-o!

Impossible/ my job is both well-surveilled and pointless!

Behold this attractive and mildly flirtatious delivery girl!

Just dropping off -

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Ha/my social awkwardness will produce even higher levels of paperclip destruction! You lose!

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