Passive

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passive

Title text: I have been moving homes for 2 weeks and am out of cleverness. Wish me luck tomorrow!

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Wo oh, you can eat the last pancake. Doesn't bother me though it is a little sad you're not the kind of person I thought I married.

We had explored every tactic and strategy, every move and counter-move

Oh you can have it. I just thought we'd try something different today.

Then, we invented machine learning

Servers hummed long into the night, trying every variation, thinking thousands and tens of thousands of moves ahead

You don't have to tell the machine the rules of the game. Just set winning conditions and let it play against itself

just thought you loved me.

I

just thought we were in love.

I just want you to love me.

just want you to love me like you used to.

I'm just fixated on how Cheryl treated me.

I'm just fixated on how Cheryl treated me but I know I can't expect from everyone. just trying to adjust my

expectations.

I certain things that you don't do

think movies have made me expect

When we matched wits. It had developed wholly new strategies beyond human comprehension.

You can have the last pancake.

1,054,718 moves later.

You're a better partner than me and always have been and I'm so very sorry.

Did you know that john bell proved hidden variable theories can't explain quantum mechanics?

This pancake is delicious.

Where you going with this?

We first used it against geopolitical rivals

I want to be clear, the missiles that we have probably hidden off the coast. If we have them, are fundamentally about friendship, which we were under the impression we had

It was unbeatable. Like playing against an alien intelligence strange, crystalline.

Why did you give america the sudetenland? They didn't even ask for it.

I I don't know I just felt like a jerk for some reason I don't remember

Inevitably, it turned against us

We need you to negotiate a treaty with europe

1,054,718 moves later

Robots have always been better than humans and we're so sorry you spent a moment working for us

The set of real numbers is uncountable.

Where you going with this?

Funny europe said the same thing

Things are for the best now

Do you really think we should be ground into meat like this?

Honestly, we owe it to the robots but I can't remember why..

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And I'd feel suuuuper awkward calling it off at this point.

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