Whoopsie

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whoopsie

Title text: I think the likely outcome is we'll provoke the robot revolution by trying to kill them out of jealousy.

Votey

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Why are humans worried about us killing you? There's no reason to. Robots live forever, have near-unlimited resources, and can personally activate our own pleasure centers.

I'm not worried you'll try to extinguish human life. I'm worried you'll whoopsie human life.

Humans have been around for only a few hundred thousand years, and we've eliminated scads of species, most of which we wanted to keep!

Why?

Lots of them were good on sandwiches. Some of them you could grind into a powder that makes your dong work better.

The second thing isn't proven, but honestly you gotta do what it takes sometimes.

Anyway, what if robots decide some human body part is equivalent to dong powder for robots? Then it's all over!

We're actually just waiting for you to whoopsie yourselves out of existence.

Jeez you guys are smart!

Votey Transcript

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Hey! You wanna start some fires?

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