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 Title text: At this point, even I am weirded out. |
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- Expensive
- Crcw
- Mokc
- Technology has driven costs so low that we can now afford 50% more unhelpful office workers and an entirely new broken web interface
- The result was incredible medical science that nobody could afford.
- We can make you live forever but in exchange you'll need to be our servant for two forevers
- The only way for the poor to afford medicine was to appeal for help online
- FundMySurvival.com
- Raising money to get railroad spike in skull examined.
- Stretch goals: -removal of spike -closing spike-hole -take weekend off
- But even vast resources are finite. Only the most sympathetic cases were funded
- FundMySurvival.co
- Update:
- It turns out my cute little puppydog eyes are due to nematode infection!
- Please help!
- The result was enormous evolutionary pressure for three particular qualities
- A) cuteness
- B) susceptibility to sympathy-inducing disease
- C) ability to reproduce despite and b
- My immune system pwobwen mean [can't smooch kitties more/ pwease hewp
- I'm actuawwy 26 yeaws owd! Shhh/ don't tell internet/
- Homanity split into havers of wealth and receivers of wealth.
- Homo sapiens
- thisspeciessponsoredbytheGatesFoundationiens
- Soon. Humanity was vastly utnumbered by hordes of precious creatures. All evolved to induce sympathy
- Gimme you wallet or I cut you face in 50000 many pieces!
- Oh my gosh, you are just so adorable/ I'll write you a check too
- Homo sapiens sued for peace
- Our negotiators are all blind and deaf they will not be swayed by your just darling precious charms
- Hope rose, twinkled for a moment. And burned out
- Meet my associate lil billy his hair is as downy as a swan's snowy bosom/
- It was too late to counterattack
- Launch the missiles/ all of them!
- Sorry mr president this red-haired girl with no front teet th asked me to point everything at our hidden bunkers. And danged if I didn't do it/
- War was swift. War was deadly war was adorable
- The cwouds wook wike gweaaaat big musswooms!
- smbc comics.com
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- In case you're wondering what the correct political interpreta tion here is, I just think we need more missile defense systems in case of a first strike by little girls with fluffy red curls.
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