Utilitarian-time-travel

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utilitarian-time-travel

Title text: How come there isn't a body of research on the intersection of utilitarianism and time travel?

Votey

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Who are you, strange traveler?

In the future, we develop time travel, and we use it to maximize historical

I come from the future

Happiness.

So you've come to stop the wicked baron from impaling all of us?!

If I stop him, you still live marginal peasant lives.

Nah.

Instead, I'm using this neuron-restructuring beam to make it so all of you love getting impaled.

But-

Zaaaap

Later. Hooray.

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I'm living my best life to

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