Pickup

|< < Prev Comic #5088 (November 13, 2018) Next > >|

pickup

Title text: There may be smarter comics, there may be shorter comics, there may be better drawn comics, but anyway here's today's wiener joke.

Votey

Explanation

This explanation is either missing or incomplete.

Transcript

This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2).

[Describe panel here]

Going to women, asking the same pathetic pickup line

I did this to him.

Long ago, he approached me with I a line he'd pulled from the internet

My body told me to reject him, but my mind said...do him.

Let him think this pickup line works.

Let him believe it is possible..

Let him die in love this night

And let him arise as a ghost.

Walking the earth. Going from woman to woman...

Hey, baby

Nightly repeating the same pattern. Growing ever more hungry and ever less sated

Dwell in the house of death, ghost-man! All day is night for you, and all sweetness is ash/

I'm not a weatherman.

But I predict you'll get a few inches tonight!

You're

Oh wait! I get it now! Inches. Of his penis. Ahahahahaha

Hardcore,

Wow.

Just. Wow.

Jane.

Votey Transcript

This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel — here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2).

[Describe panel here]

That man is a genius! 21

 add a comment! ⋅  add a topic (use sparingly)! ⋅  refresh comments!

Discussion

No comments yet!