Precision-medicine

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precision-medicine

Title text: I wonder if I have enough comics to do an entire 'Douchey Robots' collection.

Votey

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Welcome to our advanced medical facility! We now have a robotic system to analyze and explain your

Excellent prognosis. This human will die 30 years earlier than expected - a minuscule fraction of the history of the universe/

Radiology charts!

Wow!

He has made no distinct contributions to homan understanding, and he has no specialized knowledge, so there is no need to invest in a brain-scanner or a biographer.

Best of all, he has few friends or family, so his excruciating pain will have no negative ripple effects on society.

You're supposed to focus on him personally/ not on the whole human system!

You have spared the world 600 metric tons of carbon dioxide

Emissions!

Oh. Yes.

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Drawing comics doesn't count as specialized knowledge?

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