Amalekite

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amalekite

Title text: See, when you're self-employed you really shouldn't take Sunday off.

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Dear god, in your holy word, you enjoin us to slay amalekites wherever we find them. To wage eternal war.

Do we still need to do that? They must be gone by now.

Yep

Gone? What?

It's been like 150 generations since their heyday. Their genes are diffused throughout swaths of humanity. You should be targeting just about everyone on earth for death all day long.

Killing

Amalekites?

Isn't that what you guys have been doing for 2,000 years.P

Yeah.

I mean. Not in particular.

Regular killing

Can we change the subject?

Then what was all that killing about?

I really should've spent more than six days on this universe.

That was just, like, regular killing.

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I wanted genocide, not indiscriminate killing, you monsters!

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