Philosophy-2

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philosophy-2

Title text: And in this nihilistic hellscape we inhabit, I have ordered double-pineapple on my pizza.

Votey

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As a man of philosophy, I believe longterm consequentialism is the most valid ethical framework. All of our actions must be considered in light of their probable effects over the course of the future

As a man of science, I know humanity will likely never escape this solar system, and will thus have little to no effect on the other 99.9999999999% of the cosmos.

As a man of logic, I must therefore conclude that no action carries any moral burden.

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Sir, I'm just trying to deliver your pizza so I can leave

Long story short, I don't tip more than five percent.

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Because zero is less than five

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