Stats-gang

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stats-gang

Title text: Sadly, the new member is later discovered to have solar panels and an electric car.

Votey

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This is stats gang. If you wanna join stats gang you gotta kill someone.

Hmm. Okay, let's estimate 1 premature death per 10,000,000 kilowatt hours of energy used, counting pollution deaths and accidental deaths from fuel

Acquisition.

The average household does about 10,000 kilowatt hours per year. But, if I count car transportation, plane travel, the energy used to make all the stuff I use, and the fact that I have 3 children, I might be responsible for, say, 100,000 kwh per year.

Taking my life expectancy as 80 years, that's a total of 3,000,000 kwh. Thus, I can be expected to kill approximately 0.8 people over my lifetime. If we add error bars of plus or minus 25%, that puts us safely in the range of one murder.

Welcome. You are

Technically an ice-cold son of a bitch.

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Votey Transcript

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So what do you do all day here?

Complain about stuff people said online.

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