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Title text: People who say we'll become one with the machines should really specify the machines they're talking about. |
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- Written by: Zach weinersmith
- Art by: Abby howard
- According to sociology, about 5% of human beings are super weird.
- Average
- Weird
- These guys
- As the human population grew, the absolute quantity of super weird people expanded.
- I've just calculated a 73% Sturdier bricklaying pattern that would also require fewer bricks
- Business leaders discovered surprising opportunity..
- It's now possible to build a furniture facility and staff it entirely with people who experience transcendence when monitoring chair parts for defects!
- Soon, regular people were less able to find work
- It says here you have 25 years of experience at all levels of engine repair, but your psych profile doesn't say anything about an erotic attraction to unpaid overtime.
- But-
- I'm sorry.
- The strange people were clustered by type,
- Sometimes I lie awake at night fantasizing about a more efficient cardboard box design.
- Marry me.
- And more average people didn't possess the resources to have children,
- I wish I'd married a real man, with pathological desire to find multiple uses for leftover industrial cellulose!
- I won't have this argument again, I won't!
- As the baseline human being became stranger, the outliers became ever more use useful.
- It says here you have 50 years of experience in plumbing, but none of your extremities are shaped like Allen wrenches.
- But-
- I'm sorry.
- Humanity speciated into endless forms most functional-
- Automotive reparians
- Chemical enginese
- Computer Programmerfolk
- Tap-a
- Tap-a
- Tap-a
- Tap-a
- When the time came to merge with our tools, there was no humanity left in us to oppose the change.
- We want to put some electrodes on your cerebellum so you're no longer able to stop thinking about industrial solvents.
- My whole life has been leading up to this moment.
- There are no machines. There is no nature. Only the drive to ever greater heights of productivity,
- It's better this way.
- Can you imagine what it was like being distracted by love, hope, and beauty when you really needed to focus on making smoother Beryllium spheres?
- What a nightmare
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- Soooo happy.
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