Your-grandfather

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your-grandfather

Title text: It is too powerful. You must combine it with a phoenix egg, the milk of a unicorn, and some sugar and cinnamon. Only then will it take on a custardy texture.

Votey

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Son, it's time for you to take the sword which my father gave to me.

Is that a loaf of bread?

Yes.

Tis said that in times gone by, your grandfather found an entire baguette that'd been left under a car seat.

There it remained for ten thousand days, frozen by winter, dessicated by summer, forged by the very elements into unimaginable hardness.

Your grandfather carried it beyond the gray mountains, to the land of dwarven swordsmiths. There, they tried to make french toast, or maybe bread pudding but their finest blades shattered

In the attempt.

And now. I give you.

Yes, but it shall still look stupid.

Breadscalibur

Can we at

Least put a cool iron hilt on it or something

'sigh*

And so.

Wait, is your sword made of bread-

I won, didnt I?

Ha? Is your

Shield a tortilla?

God this sucks

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