Mugging

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mugging

Title text: Would you perhaps accept equity in my future earnings?

Votey

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Gimme all of your money?

I why?

Well, the vast majority of my

Wealth is tied up in the value of my home.

Liquid assets

Only, or all assets of any

Strictly speaking, when you consider debt, I don't actually have any

Class?

Money.

I can put the house up for sale, but in this market, it'll take 6 to 12

If I were you, I'd wait two or three years, watching interest rates closely, then mug me once the real estate market stabilizes.

Do you have anything in your wallet?

It's not mine

Im renting this wallet until my student loans

Months to find

A buyer.

Are paid.

Do you want

I don't want to get used to the experience of personal comfort right now.

A hug?

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Do you need an intern?

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