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I actually wrote that last panel several months ago. Hopefully it's still 'funny'.
Title text: I actually wrote that last panel several months ago. Hopefully it's still 'funny'.

Votey[edit]

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Transcript[edit]

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Today was awful it just dragged on and on
Huh
This led
If my life were exponentially growing in badness. Would I live forever?
Science was brought to bear on the probli em
People tend to percene time as slow when enduring novel forms of pain so I invented a device that tortures me constantly in new. Surprising ways as a result I will have an extremely long perceptual life
But it was not without consequences.
I now perceive every second as an hour effectively I'm the flash only I hate everyone and everything
The effects were immediate and terrible
Diamonds demands
Acrack team of warriors was assembled
You have been selected because you were the saddest people in the world. Every moment for you is torture you losers are our only hope
The plan met with disaster
You've cornered me I guess you're pretty happy about that/
What the-she suddenly sped up!
The world fell into a unique form. Of tyranny people of earth understand this: If I rule poorly you will be sad. And my superpower will diminish if I rule well you will all be happy and my superpower wile grow greater
Homanity prospered
What's latin for rule by the tormented" ?
Affuctiocracy/
Wonderful
This may seem perverse at first glance
Is it bad that we're ruled by an insane person obsessed with their own suffering?
Sir I am a christian thank youverymuch.
But hey how's that democracy working out for you? Huh my vote was canceled out a million times over by a news story about athing that never happened
How funny
This isa bonus comic thanks to people who preordered 'soonish

Votey Transcript[edit]

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