Final-wishes

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final-wishes

Title text: 'When Weinersmith died, among his papers were found many takeout menus and a failed novelization of the Voltron cartoon series.'

Votey

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Kids, when I die, I don't want a fancy grave or a big funeral.

That'd just enhance

I want you to take all of my wealth and spend it to hire ghost writers for books on various topics, then claim they were found among

Your stature.

My papers after

I died.

When the time is right, reveal the truth to the public. The resulting drama will create even more sales.

At the height of the scandal, sell all the rights and use the proceeds to build a statue of me that bestrides the entire city, blotting out the sun.

Im gonna unceremoniously spread your ashes over the nearest body of water.

Hudson bay?

I was

Imagining the toilet, but that might be more sanitary.

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Can they blot out the sun? go

No!

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