On-the-etiology-of-fuckers

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on-the-etiology-of-fuckers

Title text: The author of this paper is named Et Al.

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The question is whyp

Of the 10% rule

Univorsality

By simple probability, fucker-free and fucker laden communities should be easy to discover and yet, they are almost never found

Do organizations attract fuckers, increasing their aggregate fuckery until they achieve carrying capacity?

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Or does the existence of an organizational structure itself induce fuckery among a subset of members?

After

Careful

Analysis

And

Experiment,

We've that all humans have a fucker quorum-sensing mechanism.

Discovered

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When at least ten humans are in a room and none are fuckers. They each experience an upregulation in fuckery-related hormones

The first person to reach critical fuckery emits a signal into the rest of the group.

Fuck bitches am right?

High fuckery-related hormone individuals are attracted to the signal source

Individuals too close to the alpha fucker will be repelled by intense fuckery, while individuals who are too peripheral will lose interest.

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Individuals in the goldifucks zone will continue to upregulate until they become a full-blown bunch of fuckers

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If the zone is too large the group will begin rioting and disrupt if it is too small a new alpha fucker will emerge. The process continues until a stable 10% threshold is achieved

Any questions?

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Do made social science worse? You think mathematics has

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10 points to anyone proposing units of fuckery to me online

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