The-chosen-ones

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the-chosen-ones

Title text: 'Why is the alien an abstract circle thing?' Because it's easier to draw than an abstract square thing.

Votey

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I am but a messenger and will shortly self-destruct.

I come to speak truth: All sufficiently advanced species throughout the universe self-destructed once they realized the pointlessness of existence in a universe bound for a cold entropic demise.

Humans are unique. You possess the inteluigence to discover the nature of reality, but you are so utterly self-involved that it has no serious effect on your mental well-being.

For instance, you, frank nou know that you are a short-lived pattern that will live its brief life under the shadow of death before meeting an absurd and pointless end.

But you care more

About arecent outcome of a sporting event.

Football is rigged, man!

Like a horde of zombies, humans will fan out worthlessly around the cosmos, never meeting opposition.

All this universe is yours.

Because it's crap, and you're crap.

Look, the ref cant even see

The ball!

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Votey Transcript

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Reality is crap

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