About-to-diet

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about-to-diet
Twist: Below the last panel, his body is exploded. He is hallucinating as he dies.
Title text: Twist: Below the last panel, his body is exploded. He is hallucinating as he dies.

Votey[edit]

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Look, I'm going on a diet starting tomorrow. This is my last day to eat what I want.
My god. What are you eating?
I am trimming 300 calories from my diet every day, and I intend to diet for the rest of my life.
Factoring in my improved diet, genetic history, and future medical advances, I expect to live 50 more years. That's 18,250 days, multiplied by 300 calories a day.
Just to come out even today I need to eat 5 million calories.
If I don't eat 13,000 cheeseburgers tonight, I am being cheated! Cheated, I tell you!
The following day.
Ech, what's the difference if I start next week?
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Votey Transcript[edit]

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All of my bad choices are about fairness

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