The-mammal-conspiracy

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the-mammal-conspiracy

Title text: Well then, let's just construct prosthetic thumbs, and... shit, no thumbs.

Votey

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What're you talking about hank?

Not just mammals we are land mammals/ we're not meant to float around in the depths! We breathe air! We should be up on the ground

If that's so, how come nobody ever moves to the surface.

Because the humans won't allow it! They know how smart we are!

This is conspiracy theory stuff, man.

Oh yeah? Follow me to the shore and watch!

Soon...

Woooh

A beached dolphin! Everyone help!

No! Stop! Please! I am like you! I 4m like you!

Damn you, humans! Damn you!

See

My god.. You were right all along

Let us return home to create nuclear weapons.

And so.,

Shit. No thumbs.

Votey Transcript

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[Describe panel here]

Fuck it, let's surrender to Sea World

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