Wishes

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wishes

Title text: Screw it. I'm gonna go steal some souls from kids playing D&D.

Votey

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T " t if I do that, it's gonna be one of those deals where I wish for money and my parents die, or I wish for a dead friend to live again, but he turns out to be a zombie.

Black candle, and place it upon my brow, and you may have your wish.

Jeez! Why does everyone think that?! I'm just here to grant wishes!

Look, wish for pancakes. You want pancakes?

Sure.

Bam! Pancakes!

I'm not gonna eat those. They're probably made of locusts or snake skin or something.

They're made of flour.

Forget it.

It's free wishes! How come nobody wants my wishes?

Bug

Flour?

It's from wheat, okay?

Hey! Come back! This is a form of bigotry? This is a form of bigotry!

sigh *

Have you considered maybe changing your voice so it doesn't sound like a shrieking infant? Or

Why should I have to change?

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I have so much Love to give...

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