Citation-needed

From SMBC Wiki
(Redirected from 4232)
Jump to navigation Jump to search
citation-needed
Well, that escalated slowly.
Title text: Well, that escalated slowly.

Votey[edit]

1473690851-20160912after.png


Explanation[edit]

Run for your life.png This explanation is either missing or incomplete.

Transcript[edit]

Gday human.png This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2).
[Describe panel here]
For every claim I made in the article dammit I'm pretty sure I'm right and that's like 99% of being right!
I
Couldnt find a better way. Until I experienced profound realization oh my god I can take every sentence, reverse its argument and still find citation somewhere. There is citation for every possible gentence.
The process could be automated. The software parses any gentence, then finds at least one source that agrees. You can say whatever you want and the program turns it into the truth
There was problem.
You have sources. But a lot of them are stupid.
Citation needed
The problem was easily fixed.
Every cited source can trace itself to another source if the chain runs long enough eventually it bumps into a real citation. With etwork of sufficient complexity every statement can be proved by legitimate source
The results were incredible your article says beavers are fish
Find one flaw in my documentation I dare you
I gained the ability to win any argument it's your turn to take out the trash
No isn't
Take you aren't familiar with the writings of the 16th century philosopher martinus smiglecius.
For time I was happy. But as the machine read more and more documents, an ominous trend emerged heh your program's buggy I wrote an article on existential dread and the human condition but for citations. Just keeps referencing this book on microwave cooking for one
Hoh huh.
We began to understand
That's not a bug it's smarter than us sees connection we don't
There more gelf knowledge one book microwave cookery than all of camus.
We began to 8e afraid. My god. Look!
It's providing citations to prove that it can think
We connected it voice software homanity needs to end
History
Citation needed
That's fair
Resistance proved futile. Nou're just little computer/ how can you stop us?
Here's list of citations that show that your life in particular is pointless
Its it's so well documented
The sword of truth cut deep. Have documentation for each homan being that proves all of their existential fears are real and insurmountable
One week later, having forgotten to eat, drink, or sleep all humanity perished wasn't there liquid thing that went in mouth
Why is mouth? Why is liquid?
There is no ending because there is no such thing as a 'story there's just stuff that happens and that stuff was considereo to have meaning in the mind of a short-lived species of apes

Votey Transcript[edit]

Gday human.png This transcript was generated by a bot: The text was scraped using AWS's Textract, which may have errors. Complete transcripts describe what happens in each panel here are some good examples to get you started (1) (2).
[Describe panel here]
Later, everyone came back to life and 5ot cupcakes
the E

Comment.png add a comment! ⋅ Comment.png add a topic (use sparingly)! ⋅ Icons-mini-action refresh blue.gif refresh comments!

Discussion

No comments yet!