Douchey-life-forms

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douchey-life-forms

Title text: If the universe is fine-tuned for douchey behavior, does that prove that there is a dickish Creator?

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- / douchey life in the universe?

Or tr. Some of it must be intelligent. But, you really have to have a species that's right at the interface of sociality and elf-interesteoness to achieve douchey behavior.

I think it might be common. Some monkeys are douchey.

Oh, they may occupy a few lower floors

In the tower of douchery. That I grant. But, humans are qualitatively different.

Whoa, hey. Those monkeys exhibit douche-like behavior.

Can you really gaze up at the infinite vault of heaven and not conceive that somewhere out there

There is someone being a colossal shithead?

It is only man's arrogance

That lets him think he is alone in his douchitude.

Amen.

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Fuck bitches)

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