Happiness

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happiness

Title text: Oddly enough, I'm pretty sure this would work.

Votey

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The happiness fairy! Are you here to make me happy?

But we're taking a

Scientific

Approach this year!

Of

Course!

Current research suggests that happiness is best achieved by having

50, I'm here to tell you in advance what doors are already closed for you!

Low expectations, then meeting or exceeding them!

You're not smart enough for a nobel prize. You're not clever enough for a pulitzer. You're not calculating enough to be president. You're not fit enough for the olympics. You're not analytical enough to be rich

And, for all of these pursuits, even if you ever had a shot, which vou didn't, you should have started twenty years ago.

Circumscribe your dreams, bob! Circumscribe your dreams!

I feel simultaneously pointless and set free. Like I'm made of nothing.

Don't thank me! Thank science!

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Just relax & read comics ! I S

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