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IT'S NOT TOO LATE. WE CAN DO THIS. WE MUST DO THIS.
Title text: IT'S NOT TOO LATE. WE CAN DO THIS. WE MUST DO THIS.

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Given the ever more stupid noises coming out of the mouths of world leaders, the planet is approaching a
Crisis.
We can no longer stand idly by as the stupidity arms race
So, we have created a stupid speech defense system."
Continues.
We model politicians as hollow spheres
Fluxing stupidity in every direction.
News corporations are modeled as simuctaneous amplifiers and emitters of stupidity, which thus create an internal stupidity feedback loop.
When a dangerously stupid flux occurs, our system creates the opposite sound wave pattern and fires it in the direction of the sphere. Birth eirll yas
The flux is thus nullified saving society from both the initial stupidity and the ensuing chain reaction.
and TRU
Via this strategic defense initiative we can nullify the
Some leaders may oppose
Having a giant array of
Cannons facing their
Greatest danger posed by stupid leaders.
Mouths all the time. But, if they have nothing stupid to say, then they have nothing to fear
Maybe we should all just be more active in our elections.
But who has the time?
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Votey Transcript[edit]

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That's not how sound works.
I know
In
No!

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