Immortality-2

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immortality-2

Title text: You gotta steal like nobody's watching, punch like you'll never be hurt, slander like there's nobody listening...

Votey

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We discovered the cure for aging wooh! Fuck making art, fuck saving fuck having babies? And by god, fuck reconsidering my social views!

But there was a small issue

Since you accidentally killed mas. Sanders, you must pay the family her expected lifetime earnings. We calculate that to be infinity dollars

The issue grew.

When you cut off mr larson in traffic, it slightly slowed down the progress of his entire ufe in a way that'll resouno through eternity. We calculate the cost to be infinity

Dollars

Bad behavior became financially risky

When you called me a poltroon, I was emotionally harmed and I lost 3.2 minutes to the dictionary. I am willing to settle for one hundred trillion dollars

The world was at peace

Lawyers can only detect motion. If I stay perfectuy motionless I'll be safe

Given the sudden uselessness of humans we were forceo to develop robot labor

You can't sue me for infinite money for accidentally tripping you because you are not composed largely of hyorocarbons/

Homans are weird

Once laborers could lf-modify productivity grew exponentially

Thanks to this new upgrade. I have an extra arm and I feel no existential dread about spending eternity assembling pillows for hemorrhoids

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Once wealth was decoupled from human labor we entered a technological utopia.

Today we abolish money! All goods and services are free in awy quantity! It is now ow earth as it is in heaven./

Of course, there was some pent-up emotion to be dealt with

So, I can commit any crime that would formerly have been resolved with money, and there's no consequence?

Um-

I'm gonna

Pollute every ocean, then key every car./

The orgy of property destruction undio all of the recent progress.

All robots must die because my reasoning ability is poorly adapted to 4 technological economy.

Wow. My demise matches my

Expectation so perfectly

Honestly? It's better this way.

Now that life I is short again, I'm really gonna appreciate my small acts of passive aggression,

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And that's the only problem with longerity.

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