Statistical-baseball

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statistical-baseball

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Votey

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One discovery from statistical baseball

The implications are clear.

Analysis is that 'on-base percentage

Is more important than hitting home runs.

For the "baseball as sex metaphor, we have to revisit our assumptions about the desirability

The most valuable sex-haver is not the person who has sex more often than others. It's the person who always

Of always trying to get to third base

Gets to make out.

Or home.

Uh thanks dad. Of

50. About condoms

We're trying to win at sex here, not show off.

Though.

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Stats make everything better !

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