Cat-justice

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cat-justice

Title text: GOD why are 8 year olds always talking about quantum mechanics?

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Why do we need to interpret quantum mechanics? Why can't we just accept the observed phenomena as the queer nature of the universe.

Because of justice.

Suppose you find a schrodinger's cat box. You open it and find a dead cat.

According to the

Wavefunction collapse interpretation, the cat was alive and dead, so you're only half-guilty of catslaughter.

According to the

According to the hidden variables interpretation, something else happeneo to kill the cat before you opened the door.

Many worlds interpretation, you caused a split in reality. You are 100%

Guilty of catslaughter

While an alternate version of you gets a

Live cat.

I never realized how much of physics could be explained via cat-justice.

It's the rose tta

Stone for

Reality.

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According to Einstein, God secretly killed Schrodinger's cat

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