Killing-hitler

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killing-hitler
GOD I HATE RAISINS
Title text: GOD I HATE RAISINS

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New I'm going back in time no! The consequences to kill baby hitler will be unpredictable
But the results were hard to argue with.
World gop is up 3a% happiness is up 56% and the toothbrush mustache is worn with pride around the world
We became addicts.
Let's kill stalin! And genghis khan? And the guy who first put raisins in carrot cake!
The results were incredible
Higher gdp, higher happiness and jesus comes to visit on weekends!
So, we kept going
Wad the impaler/
Jack the ripper/
The arst guy who put raisins in cookies!
An opportunity arose
Thank you for voting for the time travel party with your help we shall continue looking backward
Introducing politics into the process proved to be a mistake
Your constituents demand that everything in the world suddenly get better at no cost.
But we've already killed the worst
People
How about the pretty bad people?
We began to hont the semi-hituers of history
I'll leave my dishes out so my roommates will have to do them
We had to kill larger and larger numbers of people to get the same improvements
And thus we can gather them in a stadium and electrocute them
Do all yankees fans have to die?
It's not about them dying it's about the rest of us living well
Humanity dwindled to an ever smaller, ever more saintly population
Heavens! I forgot to include a thankyou card when I gave all my savings to charity
At last, I was the only one left.
That was when the aliens from the future came
Wahoo? We got the worst species to eliminate
Galactic gdp up 47%
Itself!

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Their comics just kept getting longer!

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