Shark-attacks

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shark-attacks

Title text: A can also pass the Turing test by making people less human.

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People are more afraid of shark attacks than of car accidents, despite the fact that car wrecks are millions of times more likely.

This shows that, as a nation, we've failed to educate our citizens on statistics. But, we at the department of education are

In order to remove the disconnect

Between belief and reality, we will be working with a consortium of marine biologists to drastically increase the nomber of shark

Prepared to solve

The problem.

Attacks.

For just a few million dollars, we can invest in a sharktaculture system that will output

100,000 sharks per year.

Sharks people

Time

Once they have reached adulthood, we can transport them in modified military surplus jeeps to facilitate inland attacks.

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Welcome to ohio!

And, using off-the shelf quadcopters, we can ship them to critically undersharked nations, like switzerland and nigeria.

America is here to help!

By this simple means, we can make most

What if we tried educating people?

Of the population

Statistically correct

Have

Within five vears.

You met people?

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