A-to-do-app

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a-to-do-app

Title text: I believe Agnes was real, but never appeared on corporate form.

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We created a new in of to do app

Everyone in this company gets points for completing tasks. Whoever has the the most points at a given time gets to decide the value of all tasks.

3y the first night, unspoken hatred went from a problem to a solution.

I have to win. I'm the only sane person here.

By the fourth night, productivity had increased tenfold

I I've been building spreadsheets for 87 hours straight I can taste sound

so.

I'm gonna skip lunch andeat this conversation

On the seventh night, a leader emerged

I would like to give thanks to my hosband, who was always there for me, ready to share his prescription for

Amphetamines.

As we hoped. She was a tyrant

All tasks have a point value of 1 except the task of task assignment, which is worth 1,000,000 points

You armchair sociologists might think the morale drop would cause turnover

Each moment of my life is worse than the last and today's coffee is hazelnut.

You have misunderstood homan nature

I hate her so much I must stay until she is destroyed.

Fearing for her safety, agnes began to telecommute, then to telecommute by proxy

Urinating during work hours shall cost 400 points so let it be written.

Forty days passed. And forty nights and by that time. No employee knew if she were alive or dead. Or if she ever existed.

Don't forget to put on a new pot. She is watching

Praise agnes and blessed be

Agnes has been silent for five years the legend grows greater and more terrible

Weave a circle round her thrice and close your eyes with holy dread, for she wants to lower overhead and said that we shoulo "synergize

This is not mere best practices; my friends this is a tontine with satan.

A pay freeze?! Well I'll just work twice as hard / then I will be the agnes.

And that is how snuggy co(m) produces cheaper, better puppy-vests than most of the competition.

Gasp/

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If Agnes did not exist, it would be necessary to create her

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